There has been a request for the Cat Poetry Collection.
And so here is The Updated Cat Poetry Collection.
(Newest contribution in Red.)
And as always, feel free to add your contributions.
In reply to The Fuzz's Ode to Kitty Cats-
"Cats are Evil
Cats are Mean
Cats Tear Up
Your Backdoor Screen."
The Lazy Iguana says-
"Cats are smart
Cats are crafty.
If you do not let them in,
Things could get nasty."
woodie said...
I have not poetry to add today but I will pass on a bit of wisdom our cat Cricket tells us many times a day:
"it's not easy being furry"
and I think even the FUZZ can agree with that!
Fuzz said...
Cats are fuzzy
Cats are furry
Cats don't seem to
Have a worry
rizzo and cricket said...
warm fur we have
but we aren't dumb
we'd gladly trade
our fur for thumbs
Fuzz said...
Ain't thumbs great ?
But cats are out of luck
'Tis a pity but it's true
Not having thumbs must suck.
The Canuck said...
Cats love big balls of yarn,
They play with paws that wack,
If they lick themselves too much,
You'll discover a puddle of yack!
woodie said...
some folks w/ thumbs suck, too.
Anonymous said...
cats are rude
cats are stinky
cats refuse to lift a pinky
cats are shifty
cats don't smile
cats think you have no taste or style
cats are proud
cats love to boast
when you turn your back
cats eat your toast
The Fuzz has to go wash the dishes now, but, Cats....
They Won't hit a Lick,
They Won't Do the Dishes,
They Just Sit by the Fish Tank,
And Watch the Swimming Fishes.
And then The Fuzz said...
Cats don't like
To drink that stuff,
Too bad Kitty,
That's just tuff.
And now The Lazy Iguana has added.....
Binkie's ears
Are all pinned back.
watch out for the teeth
Or your fingers may need a patch.
woodie said...
black cat wanders by with muddy paws
leaving me to wonder the cause
'till on the ledge what do I find?
fresh corn sprouts met with furry jaws,
my summer garden undermined.
Iguana-
Cats make poo,
And that ain't cool.
But its OK,
Because they make up for it in other ways.
Maria-
cats are clean,
cats are furry.
cats will scratch you in a hurry.
cats are prissy,
cats - they prance.
it is funny to watch them do the tape dance.
cats are crazy,
cats are lazy,
and the Koreans think cats are tasty!
And now, Azulparsnip said...
here's mine -
cats look past you
then lick their fur
when you pet them
sometimes they purr
3 comments:
here are two more:
cats like to get yo out of bed,
mostly by standing on your head,
when you walk past later on,
they look up from napping with a yawn.
cats do not have to work
cats do not have to play
cats do not believe in anything
for which they have to pay
Cats do not like an alarm
I know from the claws in my forearm
Which he used to drag me from the bed
Just to make sure that he was fed
Cats like to show their tummy
Just because they think it is funny
If you rub the front instead of their back
They think it means they can attack
Cats are quick
Cats are keen
Cats chase bugs that are not seen
Cats do not like an alarm
I know from the claws in my forearm
Which he used to drag me from the bed
Just to make sure that he was fed
Cats like to show their tummy
Just because they think it is funny
If you rub the front instead of their back
They think it means they can attack
Cats are quick
Cats are keen
Cats chase bugs that are not seen
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