This just in!A WIND turbine stood wrecked yesterday with one of its giant 65ft blades torn off — after it was hit by a UFO.
" A woman motorist told how she saw a UFO zoom towards the wind farm and strike the 290ft turbine."They claim the turbine blade is missing. Of course there are other theories on this.
"It sounds unbelievable but actually we don't have any explanation at the moment.
"Give us a few days and if there is a rational explanation we will find it."
One "explanation" is a block of "frozen urine" from an airplane.
But there are Witnesses-"...another witness, described how he looked out of his landing window and saw a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” over the wind farm. He said: “It was huge. With the tentacles it looked just like an octopus."
Fuzz News, we report, you decide.
2 comments:
one of those evil radioactive octopus creatures? I thought we kill all those things last year when they drank the entire water supply!
Sure. Blame the space aliens. They are always getting blamed for everything.
No wonder there is not more space tourism to Earth. Why come here when you know that anything that happens is going to be blamed on you.
We could sure use more of those space tourist dollars!!
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