A Little Green Chainsaw
You remember all the Trouble The Fuzz had with his Little Green Chainsaw.
You may also remember his questioning whether to replace it. Well, he did decide to do just that. This is a Brand New 14" Chainsaw, purchased from Sears, Roebuck and Company. You may wonder why he did this rather then making a quick trip to Wally World (where he got the original). This was because we had recently seen "Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price".
The Fuzz was not a big fan of the Wally World to start with and this flick didn't help.
So, now refusing to go there, he checked out a few other places around town with out much success. Oh they had chainsaws, but not exactly what he was looking for. His Sweetie mentioned Sears, Roebuck and Company. He hadn't made it over there yet, but he checked it out on-line. And there, in Bright Green, was just what he wanted. And the price was reasonable. They have a deal going where one can "Buy" it on-line and go to the store and pick it up if they have one there. And they did! They had one there! So now The Fuzz has a Brand New Little Green Chainsaw to replace the one so cruelly crushed by that tree. He tested it out on this limb that had fallen in the yard, and as you can see, it did an excellent job.
3 comments:
we made the same resolution after seeing the movie. There have been a few temptations, but we have remained steady in our resolve to avoid both the W and Circuit City (who may not be as bad as wally, but have have done some very bad things to their work force). Anyway, glad to see the new machine is running well. Do chainsaws receive names like autos do? Or would you become too attached? :)
I've never given one a name, although I have called them names at times.
I saw that film too. I had decided that Wal-Mart was evil before I saw it. The film just confirmed what I suspected to be true.
The place is evil. And so is the stuff you buy from that place.
Sears is much less evil.
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