Saturday, May 16, 2009

And How About This?

Ain't technology great?
This just in!

"Saudi files for 'killer' tracking chip patent"

"A Saudi Arabian inventor has filed for a patent on a potentially lethal science fiction-style human tracking microchip, the German Patent and Trademark Office (DPMA) told The Local on Friday."

But, not to worry-

"...the macabre innovation that enables remote killing will likely be denied copyright protection."

This is, certainly a big relief.

As can be seen from this detailed diagram, this involves tracking by satellites, implanted chips and stuff like that. The future is looking better all the time.

Fuzzy News, we report, you decide.

1 comment:

The Lazy Iguana said...

Nice. A GPS tracking chip. I am against this simply because it will make it harder to lie about being "sick" if I need an emergency fishing day.

The tin foil hat people might not sound so crazy after all if this thing becomes real.