Too Big

This from Fuzzy News.

A recent unsubstantiated* rummer that Walmart will be applying to Washington for a massive "bailout".

They are hoping to help get the economy rolling again by moving into the "Payday Loan" field.

When asked about Walmart being "too big to fail", there was this response from Mr. Billy Bob J---------

"Hell yeah, it's a big place. Naw, I don't want it to close down. Ever since Mom & Pop's Hometown Variety Store closed a couple years ago, it's the only place in town.

"Too bad Ma and Pa Jones couldn't get one of them "Bailouts" themselves. They was nice folks. My cousin married their niece. Too bad about them losing their house and all."

"But around here, if you need a "Bailout", call Sammy. Like they say, "When your Butt's in the can, Sam is your man". You should of heard him on the radio before them city folks took it over."

And there you have it, Fuzzy News, we report, you decide.




*"Fuzzy News" has been unable to verify this, and it may all be BS.